Ajax Ontario

A town located outside of Toronto, but more importantly Scarbourough. There is litterally nothing in Ajax except for high school gang violence. Don't believe me? Every week someone get's stabed at J. Clarke Richardson High School, but we don't have a mall. Yeah I wonder why we have so much teenage violence, not. The south side is filled with rich white people who have there own community center, while the north side is filled with imigrants and drugs. Not joking. If you are found in a scenario where you are in North Ajax pray that your either black or have police esscorting you. The majority of the population is either from a country where you can't pronounce the name or are they are emo, often both.

An example of our emo abilities the band Sum 41 formed here in Ajax Ontario.

by JamesOfJohto May 16, 2011

Aylmer Ontario Canada

The small drinking town with working problems.

I went to Aylmer Ontario Canada for a drink, but they put me to work instead.

by Cage Rattler September 14, 2011

Buttfuck, Ontario

Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.

You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.

Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?

You: Yes. How did you know?

by clo0410 May 9, 2011

Ongasm

An ongasm is when an electronic device vibrates when you turn it on.

"Well dude, when i first powered on my new tablet it had a little ongasm as it booted up, and so did I. "

orgasmoonjismongasmbootypussyassdudeorgasmvibratephonetabletsexsfwnotreallyweinerbutthahaanalbuttmonkey

by Dr. Kilo Von Chronic October 7, 2011

London, Ontario

A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.

Yo nigga, London, Ontario is the lamest city in all of Canada.

by mothafocka August 31, 2010

Ontario Works

Official sponsor of the Rockefeller Weekend and thousands of three-day millionaires

Ontario's version of welfare.

Can you spot me a twenty piece until Friday? I'll have my Ontario Works then.

by -30- May 15, 2005

London Ontario

London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.

Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.

by mass December 13, 2008