London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.
by mass December 13, 2008
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Man, the best night of my life was hangin out at harrys open jam on a Friday evening after coughin' up a lung out back while rippin a bowl, and then running half naked from the guy whose porch I shit on. Only in Scotland, Ontario!
by scotlanderr April 24, 2011
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