starfish vacation

A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.

Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?

Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.

by YellowTofu August 29, 2022

vacation sensation

That good ol first fap you preform upon returning from a fapless vacation.

Just got back from my 7-day biznass trip. time for some vacation sensation

by littleefizz November 14, 2011

Vacation Baby

A person who is deep in vacation mode with no concept of time, does whatever they feel like when they feel like it in the sweetest, most preciouslike (aka babylike) ways.

A vacation baby does things that include, but are not limited to: showering excessively, going pantless for days, overfeeding the pets, continual alcohol intake and happy hours, bikes up and down oceanfront properties, getting your car towed in Malibu, etc

by vacabaybay69 March 29, 2013

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

Vacation Wife

A term that describes a wide degree of personality change that afflicts an ordinary woman when she stays more than one day in Las Vegas. Symptoms include lust for alchohol, a perpetual state of undress and a state of "heat" that can only be likened to some of that wild humping we've all seen (and enjoyed) on those Nature shows on the Discovery Channel. The relaxed moral values and the ease of suggestability that a woman with Vacation Wife suffers from is why most men like to take their wives for a weekend trip there. It's like going on vacation with a whore. A bout of Vacation Wife strikes quickly and while not typically fatal, the recovery can be unpleasant (infections, vomit, chafing, dirty text messages, incriminating photos, topless photos, promises of marriage from random strangers, YouTube videos involving the bell boy and his friends - in extreme cases, patients emerge from the disease with an insatiable desire to return to the big easy and/or wear only two-piece bathing suits). In 2007, reports of Vacation Wife came in from other areas including Punta Cana and Lake Placid.

Vacation Wife plagued Jane so terribly that each time she and John went to Las Vegas, she couldn't figure out why John insisted on going every year.

by Nadia Lozinak Ver Gushen June 9, 2009

Vacation Face

When you think someone is attractive until they take off their sunglasses and you instantly regret your decision.

It's more common in men, especially when they take mirror pictures inside wearing sunglasses. You instantly know they're ugly.

"Damn, he looks fine."
What did I tell you? You can't trust vacation face!

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface September 5, 2014

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010