An ergonomic way of expressing mass awesomeness by pushing up the air. Meaning the air can't even touch you because your cause of celebration is immesurable or you are about to bust some "wicked ass".
The Ultimate Warrior breathes slowly like a maniac and signals to himself and the crowd a couple of "raise the roof"'s right before he layeth the gorilla press and body splash on his foolish opponent.
by JayCrisis!! June 02, 2006
by Rolod April 18, 2005
Ahhh! Run away! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!
by Halycondrop June 07, 2004
a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth
SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)
SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)
HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?
by jonmical October 14, 2004
by Clam Clan October 14, 2004
After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014
This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.
She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!
But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!
But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."
"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."
"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."
"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
by WoWthisGuyReally September 01, 2022