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num nums

num nums stand for food
bear:give me your num nums
human: sure bro wha can i get you some Alfredo ,pizza, a drink or would you like a combo
bear:all of that man one for the one time
by blueparis1012 January 25, 2019
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Num num

A stick of rawhide that doggos chew on, usually referring to the small ones that small doggos chew on. Num num can also refer to the larger ones that doggos, like huskies, chew on. They are sometimes given as a treat, but are usually used as a chewtoy.
Owner: Who wants a num num
Doggo: Bork bork

Owner: *Hands doggo num num*
Doggo: *takes num num*
Doggo: *nyooms away from human to chew num num*
by Cat Lady Of NASA August 3, 2018
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Num-Num

the name of a dragon that's emotions change the colour of its scales, and that loves marshmallows
boy, Num-Num really likes marshmallows!
by Jake Agonor November 7, 2018
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Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.
Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums
by tooters222444 January 27, 2022
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Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.
Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”
by Zimbabey May 30, 2019
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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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