Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Num pad

A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

creadit :CHAT-GPT

i`m gonna use my Num pad

045370450348/2/-*+3.350+90-90-+9.203350+00*/-/*+/*+/+/**/+*/16450+*/*+80089+8*-80

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 01, 2023

num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 19, 2017

Num-Buk

Oh, he's the dude with a big dick, he's the owner of "Num-Buk Productions" he's also a PRO PKER!

Guy 1: Have you met Num-Buk? Guy 2: Yeah i hear he's got a 12 inch dick, isn't Um Run Nerd his bitch? Guy 1: Yeah lol.

by Num-Buk August 07, 2010

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

by tooters222444 January 28, 2022

Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb

Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass

by SukhpreetRunsBrampton September 22, 2023