Notch

A narcissistic woman who loves the unimportant people in her life more than the important ones

Your mom is such a notch

by Notch_25 November 18, 2016

Notch

The creator of Minecraft, founded in 2009. He is know a well known man, and is earning thousands by the day.

Person 1: Wow, Notch joined the server!
Person 2: Who... The Creator of Minecraft?

by DollyDefinitions May 15, 2018

v-notch

a slang term for a womans vagina

dakotah has a very saggy v-notch and i would know that from experience.

by H00PIE June 20, 2007

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That game was top notch.

by Samantha1992 January 12, 2009

notch

bitch. (comes from a common mis-typing of the word 'bitch' when entered into the apple iphone touch-screen keypad).

omg, lol ur such a notch, gurl, dat queen must h8 u.

by omgno.udidnt October 6, 2009

top-notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!

by Human Freedom July 16, 2008

Notch

Any person of the opposite sex that you have fucked.

Hey buddy how many notches you got?" "Twenty man, most of them are dirties though..." "Doesn't matter a notch is a notch

by JAEAHM January 26, 2011