Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
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so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
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your dad is gone
the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone
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he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*
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Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".
Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.
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In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.
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