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Chat Noir

A hot amazing guys who deserves love AND NEEDS TO STOP CALLING MARINETTE JUST A FRIEND. UGH
Boy: Omg that Chat Noir
Girl: Why wont ladybug just accept his love

Boy: WHY WONT HE ACCEPT MARINETTES LOVE FOR HIM
Mlb fandom: Why not both
by anonymous May 28, 2021
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Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
by D Flawless September 27, 2023
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Chat noir

Chat noir is a sexy beast a hot mother fucker and I wish he was real but alas he is not🥲
by I’m a miracular December 27, 2021
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cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.
Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.
by flapjackboy December 25, 2022
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Floral Noire

Black Cultural storytelling of fashion, music, and food using immersive floral experiences.
The set design gave real floral noire vibes.
by Élan House October 2, 2022
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Strawberry Noir

Strawberry Noir is a small youtube who make Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions on her channel because she must not have anything better to fucking do. She is also just a small school girl though I am not sure if she is in 8 or 9th grade. She's never said anything. She wears one sexy fucking black and pink cat suit very similar to Chat Noir's suit. She is a complete psychopath and if you ever encounter her please fucking run the other way. You have NO idea what she is capable of.
by Miraculous! November 2, 2018
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Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'
by Bwandon October 13, 2010
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