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Nard

That dudes such a Nard
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Nard

A nard is word used for a pleb/mincer.

Can be used as an adjective or a diss
who is a nard?

Clarke Fourde
by Kennel Vocab Ting September 17, 2019
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Nard

a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet
"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"
by Flash2557 October 8, 2017
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Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
by Tominator February 4, 2023
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Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.
There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.
by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022
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Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013
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Nard Lord

A lord whose presence spawns nards on top of a three-dimensional plane with Walterius white's and Sawyer Skibidi's.
I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024
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