nanskin

The crusty hard skin on the bottom of your elbow.

Tom: Oh let me feel some of that nanskin

Joe: Sure thing dude

by Smelly helmet September 15, 2016

napkin cunt

A person folding their napkin or wiping their face.

Betty had pizza sauce on her face and she had to napkin cunt it off.

We had to napkin cunt the napkins to get ready for the dinner.

by Emma&Kate Mooresville 2k17 December 19, 2017

napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.

I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.

by Dirpidirp July 12, 2019

jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.

Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!

by kiwi289 December 23, 2008

Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.

"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009

Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .

do you blow your nose in willy napkins ?

by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010

urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013