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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
mugGet the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug.

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
mugGet the you can't unpee your pantsmug.

No you can't

You need to accept that it is not the same. You didn't do it without me. My thing was and is that and what you are doing is not.
Hym "No you can't. You are mentally retarded. I do not need to know how you feel. There is also nothing reciprocal about this. I don't need to have reciprocal relationships. I'm not ever going to change my worldview nor should I have in response to something I would murder your kids over in a heartbeat. It's never going to work and you wouldn't regret doing it if your kids didn't have to die for it. Make the choice or learn your lesson. You're not getting the better of me."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.
Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018
mugGet the you can't handle that type of pressuremug.

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.
Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!
by Braymanno April 17, 2023
mugGet the you can't fight gravitymug.
You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
mugGet the You can't take a horse to watermug.
Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
mugGet the You can't live in peace with the people who murdered your childrenmug.

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