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Net-battle

the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.
posted on Andy's wall

Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott

Blake: I like the last part

Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley

Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK

Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--

Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society

Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too

Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat

blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad

Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
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Net-Nazi

A racist, typically a proclaimed member of White Nationalism or other hate movements and groups who uses the internet to vent their frustrations against modern society. Are famous for hypocritical view points and excessive use of toned down racial slurs when arguing opponents.
I talked to your friend Josh on instant messenger. He can’t complete a sentence without using the words Negro or Jew to express himself. He’s such a Net-Nazi.
by DarkMageJay May 29, 2005
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Net bandit

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)
Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!
by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010
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Net night crush

The object of your crush online that only lasts one night.
You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.

You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.

By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.

You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.
by Norse 27 July 15, 2011
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Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix
"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."
by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015
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net annual income

Gross income is the amount you earn before taxes and other payroll deductions. Net income is your take-home pay after taxes and other payroll deductions. Your net income, the amount on your paycheck, is what's used to make your budget. This will provide you with your NET ANNUAL INCOME.
My net annual income is $1400.
by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016
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Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications
Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"
by torepoon January 1, 2021
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