March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube
National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
Person 2: yes, I got the lube
National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

by Julibn October 17, 2019

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Bro 1: wyd June 6
Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out
Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out
Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
by AdultVirgin01 May 28, 2024

by Big dick tay October 7, 2019

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”
Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”
by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023
