The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.
Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.
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Get the Masturboating mug.to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
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Get the masturbating mug.The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.
I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!
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