Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

MINCE

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)

paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Fanny Mince

It's a word you can use for absolutely anything.

"Did you go to the market today?" - mum
"FANNY MINCE" - Danny

by YourMumgoestocollege March 30, 2010

Mincer

A mincer is one who is a general enthusiast or practitioner of MINCECORE. Mincecore is a word to describe Grindcore (an offshoot of metal/punk music) which is heavily influenced by the Belgian band Agathocles. Mincecore often has raw production, leftist socio-political lyrics, and overall sounds very 'oldschool' and minimalist.

1) Have you heard Archagathus? Those guys are total mincers!!
2) I saw a greasy guy today with long hair, he was a real mincer.

by Prince of Mince April 3, 2009

mince meat pickle

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

by Skintightaz June 24, 2007