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Mert

He is a relly cool boi,he will love you at heart.Plays really good baseball and he usually ends up with Ayse.
If he makes some random jokes it must be mert!

If he is dating with Ayse or Lal he is lucky boi-believe me!!!!!

Wow.. I want a boyfriend like mert
by Wowthisisamazing June 26, 2019
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mertha

mertha is the common term misconceeded as "murder" in the popular reggae song world a reggae by ini Kamoze. The term applies to the feeling you get when smoking the ganja and listening to reggae.
Man im so up on this mertha right now... Bob marley da king...
by shingsoa November 27, 2010
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mert

A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.
Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.
by Bender Bending Rodriquez September 22, 2005
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Mert

A guy who goes great with girls named Aria, Eva and Amanda
Amanda and Mert would make such a cute couple!”
by Female genius September 22, 2019
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Murtagh

Luke 'Original Moses' Murtagh. Born 29th August, 1802 BC. Spawned as a frog/fish/rat in the Fender, in a Moses basket (hence the name) on the Wirral. The only living Jedi to have survived both World Wars and the ridiculous politics of 19th Century Britain. Currently resides on the Durley, betwixt the Pebb and the Webb, Wirral, Merseyside where his Moses basket was found by Dangly Dawn (the mother). One of the most plain, extraordinary and revolutionary creations known to man.
Luke Murtagh (God).
by Adamtallica April 15, 2013
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muertitos patos

Look at all those muertitos patos..!
by Muertitos Patos February 11, 2017
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El Gallo Del Muerte

THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH

El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…

Waffles.

If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is coming. RUN AWAY
by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
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