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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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Mudflap

The serial act of putting your tongue flat against your lovers asshole while they fart.
She is so fine I would give her a mudflap!
by N8VTXN December 17, 2021
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crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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Filthy Mudflap

When you pull out of a girls vagina and stick it in her bum.
I gave Jenny a filthy mudflap the other night, it was amazing.
by Timothy0Peden September 14, 2021
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West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.
Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.
by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021
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Mudflap

When a male is circumcised and a flap of foreskin is left hanging on the underside of the penis.
Did you see his mudflap? I've never seen one that long.
by CUPCAKETITS13 December 11, 2024
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Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.
Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
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