monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011

The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

by OldBallz December 29, 2009

monster

a massive penis. 14" is a rough average for a monster.

Look at the size of lou's monster!

by Jack Grayson February 8, 2005

monster

alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )

" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "

by bluescreenbastard October 11, 2005

monster

a tall volleyball player named steph cao

Monster got 11 kills today!!

by aLiCeMaLiCe June 3, 2003

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures

There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker

by milkytea May 7, 2018