Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

Little Monsters

What Lady GaGa calls her fans.

"Show me your teeth, little monsters!"

by b s f January 12, 2010

monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009

Monster Vajayjay

Despite the name's implied vulgarity, it has nothing to do with a woman's reproductive organ. It was actually a children's TV show from Holland starring a hand puppet of the same name. It didn't make it passed two episodes and was cancelled because the name of it was Monster Vajayjay.

In 2005, Dutch film directer Willem Grundje made a children's show called Monster Vajayjay. People have just remembered this show and have been talking about it on forums all across the web.

by Skanago:g December 17, 2016

triangular monster

a name for a lady's private parts

I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular monster!

by Eddie rainford June 19, 2006

Sink Monster

Slang for a sink garburator/garbage disposal/food disposer.

Feed your orange peel to the sink monster.

by thebuick December 9, 2009

steeze monster

a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.

look at that freaking steeze monster

by sambattles November 30, 2010