beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

Mutual Molestation

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short

Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation

by TopHatTim July 5, 2019

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

Molester Look

The look that a grown ass man has on his face when he wants to put his dick in anything. Usually occurs after several liquor drinks mixed with xanax.

Chad: Dude, Bobby has that molester look in his eye again..
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...

by Newby27Heath31 July 17, 2010

Thee Molestee

To look up a sexual predator, go to his/her house, and wait to be taken advantage of!

Jimmy still hasn't come back after he decided to test out Thee Molestee!

by hands_Free_Hanky May 23, 2009

crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010