Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

modus pwnens

This is a common form of reasoning about pwnage and is commonly accepted in most formal pwning systems. In the general form it states:
A Pwns B
If A has happened,
then we know that B has been pwned.

P.W.N.E.D.

Chuck Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been pwned.

This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.

Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.

by taiyo June 28, 2007

Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

by clickclicker October 12, 2020

mocus

Adj. A state of confusion, often referring to the state of mind brought about by detoxification. Derived from "mostly out of focus."

You need to forgive his blithering; he just got out of detox so he's really mocus.

by Ed I. Tor May 29, 2010

Danger Mouse

Classic and never to be forgotten cartoon, Rock on DM!!

"Dangermouse is coming on Tv quick turn it over"!!

by Tito October 3, 2003

Mofosheee

a studly 53 year old male living in Napa California.

Gerald James Lyon is Mofosheee

by Gerald Lyon January 18, 2009

clit mouse

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005