weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

Mass Snap

Sending out one message on Snapchat to ALL of the friends you think are worthy to receive it.

This can include posting to your story as well as individuals.

Aidan: "Hey Matt, check out this Snapchat that Heather sent me!" *replays message*
Matthew: "Yeah man, I got that shit too. It's just a Mass Snap. She don't care about just you, bruh."

by hugsfromheather November 12, 2014

Massabesic High School

A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

by Amealinapeel September 15, 2019

massclusivity

Exclusivity for the masses. Products designed for mass-markets that are marketed as being premium or exclusive but really aren't.

Cartier and Gucci are two companies that have started producing premium items aimed at mass-markets instead of focussing on exclusivity - though they still market their products as being exclusive. They sell massclusivity.

by lanval December 22, 2010

Massachusetts Left Turn

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.

We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

by endusone April 29, 2011

Massdalestruction

When a person named Dale is a powerful weapon

That kid Dale over there should be in Iraq becuse hes a weapon of massdalestruction.

by Big_Johnson May 1, 2011

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.

dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster

by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011