Morning Dew

When a female wakes up and is aroused and wet. The equivalent of the male morning wood.

LIsa had a hot dream last night because she woke up with morning dew

by ChopCity May 28, 2007

Morning Person

That irritatingly happy person that has no need for high octane coffee when they wake up. Generally, these people are a myth found only in Narnia, but every now and then one will escape and it is the job of the (much more awesome) night people to coerce them back into the wardrobe.

Jill was a total morning person. You could definitely tell that she just came out of the closet.

by LopsidedMidget July 27, 2012

Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.

Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.

by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014

morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

by Desi+Gwen July 18, 2006

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

Angel of the Morninged

verb; To leave a lover's residence, post-coitus, (presumably after a one-night stand) while he or she is sleeping.

This expression makes reference to the 1968 song performed by Merillee Rush & the Turnabouts: "Angel of the Morning".

"We were pretty drunk; we had sex; his snoring annoyed me, so I totally Angel of the Morninged him."

by Erin Teegarden August 31, 2004

The Moaning Game

A game played during sexual intercourse that is similar to the penis game, except instead of yelling "Penis!", your goal is to moan louder than your partner, taking turns.
Partner 1: "moan"
Partner 2: "Moan"
Partner 1: "MOAN"
Partner 2: "MOAN!"
Partner 1: "MOAN!!!"
The point of the game could also be simply to have a bigger orgasm than your partner.

"Me and my girlfriend played the moaning game last weekend, and she woke up my parents!"

by Kinky Cupcakes May 15, 2010