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upskirt mania

Upskirt mania is the phenomenon when a girl bends over in a miniskirt, and you get a flash of her sexy cheeks. Upskirt mania is improved 100% when the hot female is wearing a thong – improved 250% when she is commando.

Side effects of upskirt mania: extreme hard-on and an insatiable itch to fuck
Male 1: Holy shit, did you see Leah bend over just now?
Male 2: Yeah! I think she's commando, dude!
Male 1: Fuck. I just jizzed in my pants.
Male 2: Me too, man. Me too. That was the best upskirt mania ever.
by upskirtmania May 29, 2010
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Elasto Mania

Quite possibly the most addictive PC game ever created. Mostly played by people in Scandinavia, but it has a worldwide audience.
Guy: Hey why is it that so many Finns play Elasto Mania?
Me: What else is there to do there...
by ZensuR October 9, 2006
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Sweatfree Mani Pad

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control
Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!
by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009
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Manifest Destiny

"Manifest Destiny" was the social theory in the USA in the 19th century which claimed that the USA and its white, Christian citizens were chosen by God. Because of this "choosing" they were entitled to any land they pleased, despite who already owned it (not limited to Native Americans; also including other countries), with the purpose being that they spread their religion of Christianity and their concept of "civilization" to the other, "inferior", people of the world.
"Manifest Destinty, another "great" idea straight out of the U.S. like Mc.Donalds and Freedom Fries George W. Bush is attempting to bring it back"
by the ides of march October 6, 2003
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Mania

If it wasn't for mania I would just lay around and sleep all day. Instead, without taking any speed or meth, I've cleaned my house, done my homework, walked the dog, detailed my car, and haven't slept in 6 days! I'm starting to hallucinate! Mania is teh bestest!
by BSanner December 1, 2010
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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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Moaning Walrus

A chick gives two blow-jobs at the same time, resembling walrus tusks. (This works better with a larger girl, thus the walrus, but does also work with any size.)
Beth's mouth was sore after attempting the moaning walrus last night.
by EndShark March 16, 2010
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