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by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

Miracle

A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.

If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

miracle

An act of God, the creator and ruler of the universe.

It was a miracle that I was able to calculate the curve of the road when my boss gave me the formula without allowing me the opportunity to write it down.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009

Miracle Bubble

mir-uh-kuhl buhb-uhl

–noun

1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble

Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.

by The Humanitarian December 5, 2009

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 17, 2010