minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

by Mint Baud December 8, 2013

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

Minty

The word rednecks of safeway/walmart use to explain how someone looks or what there small penis trucks look like.

Redneck one: Hank! hold my beer while i get a good look at this girl. She’s fuckin’ minty bud.

Redneck two: Got damn! she’s almost as minty as my mud bogger.

by redjohntreehang April 14, 2019

Minty

Chore in a crack pipe tastes bad.

When the chore in your crack pipe is burnt too much it tastes minty.

by Starfish Shipshell April 16, 2018

Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

Minty

Spicy, but cool/cold

This candy is so MINTY, it's making my mouth freeze

by Minted26 February 2, 2020