Minneapolis

A very nondescript town in the state of Minnesota. Minneapolis isn't a city. It's an old, mostly run-down suburb of a tiny "downtown" area that's almost a parody of itself. Minneapolis is not on anyone's map outside of MN and that bothers the hell out of almost everyone that lives in Minneapolis. Minneapolis residents have a severe inferiority complex about their little town. They want so bad to be seen in the nation's eye as being on the level of LA, SF, NY, etc and refuse to accept that they live in flyover country. But that's all Minneapolis is. Flyover country.

Brad: Hey look honey, two gay guys are moving in next door. We SO live in a hip, vibrant city! Minneapolis rocks! It's just like NYC!

Tina: Yes dear, whatever you say.
(goes into the next room and gets on the phone with sister from Arizona)

Tina: Beth? Can I come live with you? Minneapolis sucks!

Beth: Tina? Why are you whispering?

Tina: Brad's on one of his "Minneapolis is such a city" kicks and I just can't take it anymore!

by YuckySpot October 1, 2013

minneafrica

Slang for the city known as Minneapolis (Minnesota).

Yeah, we're goin down to Minneafrica tonight to hit up First Avenue.

by KBizzle September 26, 2004

minneapolis

15th most dangerous city in the United States. Minneapolis is the county seat of Hennepin County, Minnesota. Minneapolis takes its name from minne, the Dakota word for water, and polis, the Greek word for city. This and the nickname "City of Lakes." The official population of the city is somewhere around 400,000 but if you count Minneapolis and St. Paul together it would be one of the biggest cities in the country. St. Paul is more residential but has a large asian population. Minneapolis has everything: asians, native africans, middle easterners, native americans, hispanics and of course african americans. if you visit i would advise you not to walk the North Side of town without a gun especially if you're white or you're bound to get your ass layed the fuck out by a thug slangin' that crack rock on the corner of washington and harlem. We ain't the 15th most dangrous city in the country fo' nothing nigga

i was walking home from the vikings game when i got caught in gang crossfire.

by nasir April 24, 2005

minter

Someone who uses Linux Mint operating system

First person:What operating system do you use?
Second person: Linux Mint
First person: Nice you're a minter!

by willxtreme December 28, 2009

minted like bananas

Extremely cool. Invented by Patricia.

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas

by chlo January 24, 2005

mintfany

to pee/poo/have period on someone during sex.

Dude that chick last night had mintfany on me.

by Marchy Goldlay February 27, 2008

Minea

something you don't want in your macaroni

"oh no, I've got a minea in my macaroni :( now I'm sad"

by knivklara December 12, 2016