one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

by (\o/) March 15, 2004

minimum wagin

To work for minimum wage.

I couldn't find a good job, so I'll probably just be minimum wagin this summer.

by Shawn O. May 25, 2007

minimosher

Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park. Usually seen walking around with their parents, this could be safety precautions seeming as the minimosher may trip over their baggy jeans that are also too big. Nothing much varies outside this stereotype, though some like to skateboard and others look like Fred Durst clones.

'Awww how cute, a minimosher with SATAN written on his forehead.'
'Where?'
'Look down.'

by Chazzle January 18, 2004

minimosher

small children that think their kool so copie older rockers. can be identified by their baggy jeans (if a girl: may be bought from tammy) and big black hoody's with the name of their favourite band stamped across it. also may carry around a mini skate board, (or normal size, if they have nice mummys n daddys) that they can't use let alone stand on.

look at that minimosher, he could fit in my hand.

by clairey_fairy February 19, 2004

Minister of Cool

1 - A superstar; a queen of sheba.
2 - Someone who knows cool and can thus tell you how far you are from it.
3 - A sock puppet for your most favorite peep on your website. An internet name to disguise the identity of an actual person

"This really happened while conducting field research with the Minister of Cool." (I had a date with xxxxx)

by Wink Dinkerson January 20, 2006

Minimod

A member of a community that acts like a staff member or someone with authority. They will often try to suck up to staff members in hopes of becoming one of them. They are annoying assholes, and very hypocritical. They will go around "enforcing" the rules, but when angered, or even normally, will break the rules. This often ends up with the minimod being punished. Minimods are usually aged around 11-13.

The best way to counter minimods is to simply ignore them, or say "ew, minimod". If you were to say the phrase "ew, minimod", 3 different things may happen. Scenario 1: They are silenced and do not bother you anymore. Scenario 2: They will try to report you. This, in most cases, will not work as the staff members probably have an IQ over 1. Scenario 3: They will be mega triggered and go ballistic on you. If you really hate them and want them to get banned. Provoke them until they break a rule.

Minimod: Attention member, it seems that you have been repeatedly breaking the guidelines listed in the rules. If you continue to behave this way, we will have no other choice but to warn y-

Person: Ew minimod

Minimod:

by nice rigger November 18, 2020

minimum wage

(noun) The lowest possible amount/wage an employer can legally get by with paying their employees.

"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021