Mercy Relationship

Is a relationship that your family or friends feel you need in order to complete your life. They will set you up with numerous people in hopes you find that person who will bring order and stability to your life.

Chloe: I’m sick and tired of my mother and best friend constantly setting me up on blind dates.
Jessamine: I guess they believe you will be happy if you’re in a mercy relationship not single and alone.

by Starving Artist246 December 4, 2022

mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.

I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.

by ThomasM May 23, 2008

Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.

Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*

by 8butt April 30, 2014

meriyen

Smart, shy ,kind,girl. Loves music and art.like interesting books and scary movies. Great to be around and will lighten up your day.

You should meet Meriyen and become her friend one day.

by Awsome44 January 10, 2017

merdy

An annoying person but he has a soft side. When he likes a girl he’ll never give up on her even when they regent her.

Merdy is funny and annoying

by Wanda Moulser September 27, 2018

Meraly

Meraly is a beautiful, sweet , funny, kind, generous, loving person. She is an amazing friend and the best tutor someone could have. She has a perfect smile and is super funny. If you ever become friends with meraly then just know your lucky and cherish her.

"Wow you saw meraly today, she looks so good."

by Meraly_friend October 8, 2018

Mellytons

Dangerously large breasts, origin melons weighed in tons. May also be a fruit.

Damn bro, Last night I was nearly smothered by that girls mellytons

by Telemachus419 April 7, 2019