Stephen Merchant

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.
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Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.
Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"
by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021
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Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.
Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"
by Handle27 February 01, 2017
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poop merchant

A studios or merchant that makes bad products yet these products make money for the studios/merchant.
Showtime, not normally a poop merchant studios, unveiled four awful seasons of Dexter (Seasons 5,6,7 and 8); these seasons made Showtime millions of dollars.
by wosgigwo November 15, 2013
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Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.
Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.
by Quaddus March 31, 2009
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Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.
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by slabyrinth January 17, 2012
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