Mercedes Drunk

. Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status

When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.

by Badger Crew June 12, 2013

Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.

Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.

American cars just blow.

Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.

Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?

Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.

Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?

Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.

Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.

Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.

by Evan V January 17, 2005

Mercer County Band

the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high

mary: that band is amazingfully awesome and wonderful
bob: they're definately a mercer county band

by honestbychoice November 9, 2009

mercied

when your team is losing so bad that a mercy rule comes into play

Yeah man after the other team was up 20 points we got mercied and the game ended

by DeepSleep February 22, 2011

Mercenary

The mercenary is a professional wrrior, who is often hired as a skilled defender or fighter. Mercenaries go out to the highest bidder, and lack any sense of honor, but they are very skilled at fighting, often relying upon their cache of dirty tricks to defeat an opponent. Mercenaries are not very trustworthy, and often will switch alliances in the midst of a battle.

Mercenaries swept across the land, only to be rehired by those once their enemies.

by Detranova August 11, 2003

Meredythe

A girl with a vibrant personality, and beautiful curves that just want to be caressed. She is both alluring and passionate, and is always ready for fun!

1: dude...check out that hot chick skating! thats freakin awesome!

2: yeah...that's my girlfriend..meredythe

by LovingLifeLiveItUp October 18, 2010

Efrain Mercado

a small puerto rican kid that likes to smooch off of transexuals and hermafrodites and lost his virginity at age 3 usually found hanging upsidedown in foriegn rainforests.

The Efrain Mercado is on the loo.

by TiTANHDDDDD3 October 22, 2011