meatball sex

When a man has sex with a woman on her period. Also known as having "meat in the sauce".

Judy didn't tell me she was on the rag. We totally had meatball sex last night.

by awesomemcawesomer March 20, 2010

meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone

Here babe have this meatball sandwich

by yourmomb1tch September 16, 2013

Meatball Grinder

A sex act in which two individuals first engage in anal sex until the receiver's anus begins to bleed (This may be facilitated by witholding the use of lubricant or by performing intercourse on a person whose anus is unaccustomed to fornication).

Upon sight of blood, the receiver is placed in a "bottoms-up" or "piledriver" position (if not there already) and the other partner proceeds to defecate into his/her butt crack- thus placing the brown "meatballs" into the red "sauce" between the two "buns." Semen "cheese" may then be added to the sandwich by the "chef" if he chooses to self-stimulate himself to climax.

Mary: "Hey Claire, why the long face? And why are you sitting on a foam donut?"

Claire: "Jim got me drunk enough to agree to a meatball grinder last night. It's bad enough that I can barely sit down, but my sheets are ruined."

by PRA! September 9, 2011

meatball hoagie

Gay sex position when 2 males 69 each other.

Dude, did you see the meatball hoagie on brokeback mountain?

by Brenden Z February 12, 2006

Meatball Nips

Ones nipples who look like meatballs. Mostly used for fat people. Nipple will almost look like a balloon that's barely inflated.

Yo did you see Morgans meatball nips they are huge!

by IKiD NaMeD CuDi November 30, 2010

Meatball Moustache

Almost like a tea bag, except when the scrotum is placed on the upper lip making a moustache.

After my friend was the first to pass out we gave him the meatball moustache and and when he found out the next day he was so pissed.

by xuz321 August 14, 2009

Meatball Bitch

Someone who finds great joy in making the shitiest food ever for public events.

Dude, I went to the mass yesterday and some meatball bitch made the worst lasagna Iv'e ever tasted!

by Some Turd October 4, 2011