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meathead

A person, usually male, who made the wrong life choice, wife choice, career choice, for the usual wrong reasons: prestige, pay, perceived power, poltroonery. A person with no clue, who cannot acknowledge this, even (especially) to himself.
"95% of all practicing planners are meatheads." Bill Nash. Everyone is a meathead off his own reservation.
by BbRr December 13, 2008
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meathead

some body who is mad dumb and does something that is rely ridiculous and u cant believe it happened.
Yo you smacked that girl and your a dude your such a meathead
by Marquis95 June 10, 2011
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meathead

A man who drinks heavily, then proceeds to, burp, fart, and break stuff.
by Kevin March 3, 2004
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Meathead

A male or female ex-militant who cannot seem to separate their former duties from citizen or professional life; endlessly blathering about their experiences overseas and how those somehow give merit to their current level of intelligence; lift and exercise profusely and yet fill their bodies with the same garbage they were fed during their service; and ironically, appear to have the close-mindedness of an ape on bad acid who's never left their own back yard; experienced their whole service in a neatly-made box with two holes poked in it
Bob: "Didn't Rachel serve overseas?"
Jane: "Yeah, still the same girl."
Bob: "Psh, meathead."
by bittersweetman February 22, 2011
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Meathead

Collective Noun: Group of mongs with ideas above their collective IQ. Synonymous with fuckwit, i.e. "a fuckwit of idiots".
Oh good, a meathead of cunts has just walked into the bar.
by I'mBigKen June 28, 2015
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Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.
by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017
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meathead

some fat kid, often found with a big head, has lots of spots no friends, and spotty dick
hey you are disgusting, he’s a meathead
by ibs_tdam April 27, 2019
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