Maleyna

A girl with a nice body and amazing features in her eyes. So she is super hot. Has a great personality and will love you forever once they get to know you. She will make sure you are happy but you need to keep their trust. If you lose their trust, then damn keep an eye open while you sleep because she will cut you. Maleyna is best in bed and will make you remember that night forever. Maleyna is an amazing person and everyone needs a girl like her.

Dude: Damn, did you see Maleyna today
Dude 2: Ya she was hella fine

by octopus.23 November 18, 2018

Matey

Matey - noun

A person who you don't know the name/random person or the name is insignificant

Example: have you seen matey over there with the massive nut?

by BallBagBaggins August 28, 2019

Colton Mayes

A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"

-Brad just broke up with me for some jersey shore lookin' bitch. -Whatta Colton Mayes thing to do!

by Kiesha Mendez October 13, 2011

matey

Matey is a word that, on the face of it, sounds very friendly but, on the other hand with vocal inflection can be used to sound quite the opposite.

1 - "ay-up Jim 'ows it goin' matey"?

2 - Poor old Jim trying to get some kip on a train near Birmingham in the UK keeps getting woken up by some young Yid Geezer singing. "Oy you wouldn't be so fucking happy if this were 1943 on the Reichsbahn matey"!

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.

“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”

by tayloswift May 12, 2023

Goin' John Mayer

To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.

"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"

"Yea I doubt that."

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009