May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 3, 2021

May 31st

National suck dick on trampoline day

Omg it’s may 31st grab your land and suck his dick on the trampoline

by Love kids October 17, 2019

May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 13, 2019

May 30th

National Lena 'Tracer' Oxton day. The most important day in the year, where everyone pays attention to their favorite brit. This includes Hugs, kisses, compliments and hardcore sex. All hail Tracer

"Oh my god I forgot today was May 30th, national Tracer day and now i'm being hung for my crimes against Humanity!"

by Not Lena Oxton May 29, 2020

May 30th

May 30th is "International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day"

Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day

by sadasie May 29, 2020

May 30th

Smack A Girl On The Ass Day

Hey today is May 30th. So I have request. So particularly every May 30th meaning that a boy or girl. Slaps any girl ass. Ironically I would but, that would be very disrespectful. So i will not do it.

by PoopyDoopieOOPIE May 29, 2022

may 3rd, 05

The day that was defined by Nicole's essay.

"This essay has consumed all of may 3rd, 05"

by hgaksjlh May 3, 2005