maxwell

fcking athletic yo!!!
loves dis girl name sarah. at least thats what they call her...
he is cool.. for a boi friend..
and sarah loves hym back fo sure...
just be yourself at all tymes and everyone will appreciate you for who you are..
be ready cuz den your
first kiss is coming soon...

maxwell is good at football, sweet and cool,
forgiver, funny, and smart

by shitty!!! November 1, 2008

Maxwell

From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.

"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"

by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017

Maxwell

Usually a very small kid who isn’t very intelligent but has a wide variety of books he enjoys to read. Never over 160 pounds and arms and legs resembles that of tree branches.

Dude do you see that kid MAXWELL you think he fucked dudes?

by Dimitir.petkov February 14, 2020

maxwell the carryable cat

used in item asylum to absorb damage and disappears when it absorbs too much damage...

me hiddenpicture (@robloxistheworc): BRO HAS AIRPOD SHOTTY! MAXWELL SAVE ME IM SORRY
baller (@crocstu): dang it imma get -not going to put name- a couple times to upgrade
me: oh god I home maxwell the carryable cat can cave me
baller: *airpod aa12*

by talkplaymore April 30, 2023

Noa Maxwell

Tarded idiot who yells terms such as "MONEY" and "WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN". He takes nothing seriously and fucks around a lot. His biggest achievement in life is being able to type over 100 words per minute and flexes with that ability.

Stop fucking around! Stop being a Noa Maxwell.

by Devil Gang October 29, 2018

maxzilla

a large 250 LB+ geek with no life who terrorizes the town of Montclair

oh no! it's maxzilla

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Maxwell

The unfortunate formation of "max" and "well" ultimately meaning "extreme faggot."

You see the guy over there wearing those skinny jeans? He's such a Maxwell.

You never did that before you Maxwell.

I sense a Maxwell everyone run.

DOTOR: Sorry to tell you this but you in the third most deadly and incurable stage of Maxwellness. You are expected to remain straight for 2 more hours then all hope will be lost for you.

by Truth Teller 3000 August 10, 2009