maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Maximum pucker

Rapid contractions of the anus Associated with stress, anxiety or suspense.

Man! I was at maximum pucker! I thought there was no way a Datsun could fly that far!

by Snelper September 7, 2018

didlus maximus

Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.

Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher

by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015

beautius maximus

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.

James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass

by sirsketchalot May 21, 2016

fupus maximus

another name for H3H3

did you watch the new fupus maximus vid fam

by this dicl March 4, 2018

Braticus Maximus

A young child that is adorable, loving, and typically a delight to all. That child then transforms into the worst brat, unbearable, throws fits, and yells at parents. The child only turns into Braticus Maximus in front of parental figures and close family members but disguised as a loving child in front of other people.

Alba transformed into Braticus Maximus after hearing from her parents she had to do her school homework instead of going to her friends house to play tennis.

by Sidechain April 22, 2021