the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004

matrix

The combination of a strain of marijuana known in northeast hoods as "piff" and Black angeldust aka pcp/wet/illy/sherm/butt naked

ME and my nigga pookie just smoked a matrix

That nigga is crazy, heard he's on that matrix!

by BigBirdpiff July 10, 2009

MATRIX

An $800 paintball gun that makes a funny plunger sound when fired and uses large amounts of air.

Last weekend at the field I saw two different guys firing matrices.

by nuage August 27, 2003

MaTriX

a good kung fu movie that is not philosophical or remotely about metaphysics

the matrix is kung fu

by dsajfkl;fj;lsa;lfa July 12, 2003

MaTriX

To experience something like out of the movie "The matrix" for example bullet-time,or the use of quick reflexes.

-My Friend rolls a pen down the desk while I am concentrated on something else, all of a sudden when the pen falls I catch it swiftly and he goes like "Holy shit! You busted a matrix!"

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

matrix

a film which has has the piss taken out of so many times that it should be burned

morpheus: "if you take the red pill, you will wake up and none of this will have happened. if you take the blue pill, you will have an orgasm for up to eleven years."
neo: "ill take them both thanks"

by matrix is well gid big mon!!! March 3, 2004

The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.

Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.

by moose nuts November 17, 2003