mathijs

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a mathijs
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by Origin2dxd December 3, 2016

Matheas

Matheas is a wonderful guy. His jokes and puns are the best and he will make you laugh. With beautiful eyes, hair and a gorgeous smile, he will steal your heart. He is very smart and clever, always knows what is up and is caring. Whether he is your best friend, your lover, or both, you will never want to let him go.

Matheas is loved, even if he doesn't know it. He is in his girl's heart forever.

by Ms. Courser May 19, 2016

Mathia

Mathia is the type of guy to bring you flowers when you're sick. He is simply the most caring, understanding, and flattering young man you will ever meet. Mathia will go out of his way to perform any task for or with you, no matter the conditions he may find himself in. Mathia will love you with all of his heart till the end of times. If you ever find a Mathia never let him go as he will never fail to disappoint you.

Nonetheless, Mathia will be the best thing to ever happen to you, no if's and's or but's.

Girl 1: How was your date with that hunk Mathia?

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! It was amazing! He knows how to treat a sentient being. I will never let him out of my sight. I love him too much.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I'm so happy for you! He sounds like the perfect guy for you! Don't let him out of your sight!

by joe capilano December 13, 2019

Mathijs

The name (Mathijs) comes from a famous (business man) who became rich by being super cool during the 20th century. Mathijs Dikhoff was very popular and had many friends. How could you not like Mathijs!

The word Mathijs is used to describe cool people like Mathijs Dikhoff so actually the definition of cool came from him. Without him it would have never existed.

by Mysterious woman October 8, 2018

Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.

Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"

by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken October 7, 2017

Matias

Someone who likes to goof around. Is usually a soccer freak who likes all the girls and will want to be your friend if you talk to him. Makes a lot of silly jokes. Will like to embarrass you most of the time.

"Did you see Matias?"
"Yeah. He told me a joke that was so bad I cringed to the sky."

by otterfan192 March 30, 2018

Matthias

name meaning "gift from God" typically given to the much wanted first born son of a Christian family. Matthias' therefore usually have a healthy sense of self-worth, are strong, independent and self-assured.

Matthias was an unexpected surprise as we didn't think we could have children.

by matthias'mum February 6, 2010