Pee Pee Martini

cock tail made with a dick, bacardi,ice, and a cumshot to the mouth

The Pee Pee Martini that hoe gave me stung like a bitch because she used straight rum

by Karnel January 2, 2009

Brown Martini

When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.

Dude i got her to let me do the Brown Martini

by EdenC March 27, 2008

Pee Pee Martini

cock tail made with a dick, bacardi,ice, and a cumshot to the mouth

The Pee Pee Martini that hoe gave me stung like a bitch because she used straight rum

by KARnel August 31, 2007

redneck martini

taking a shot of voka followed by a shot of pickle juice.

I got extremely drunk last night drinking redneck martinis.

by Bamafan4241981 April 16, 2009

pornstar martini

The genital fluids and emissions released during sex.

I fucked her until she was dripping with pornstar martini.

by The Queen of Sheba June 9, 2019

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???

by biggamedave November 10, 2008

Jay Martini

The act of masturbating into a cup and putting alcohol into the cup, pouring it into the partner's ass and drinking it out of said ass.

Charlie was horny and thirsty so he decided to make a Jay Martini.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018