mao

mao: verb - mao, mao'd, mao'ing.

To scavenge work area for free items.

He was caught mao'ing for food.

by rhombuspi July 15, 2014

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

Laka Laka Mao Mao

Something that is basically nothing

Person 1: Hey, is there anything left in the car?
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there

by Zolikay June 22, 2024

Kua Mao

Fucking gay ass guy

Kua Mao is annoying.

by P33KXD July 13, 2021

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021

Mao

A Chinese name meaning "luxuriant" or "prolific". Fourth tone in Chinese.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Mao?
Guy #2: Yes, he just drove by in his Ferrari.

by luxuriantleaf January 23, 2011

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024