manattee

An exotic undersea creature that was once believed to have been a mermaid.

I miss Clay...

by CC&Train September 24, 2003

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Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

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smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

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manateet

man boobs

Look at that guy, he's got huge manateets. They are so big a baby can suckle off them.

by smittybunny September 14, 2009

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Manitee Joke

A referance to the episode of South Park where the Family Guy writing staff was trained manitees. In short, a manitee joke is a random (and often stupid) joke that has nothing to do with the plot/storyline of a show.

Family guy is full of manitee jokes

by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007

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