horny on main

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

by xylobones February 22, 2018

malinquarious

dodgy, broken, not quite right

This is a malinquarious tripod. My pictures will look terrible.

by T.Bird April 24, 2007

malinalli

small and fragile dont fuck with them because they will likely kick your ass any day of the week. Ussually has a big brother who would do anything for her including kill you.

Don't mess with malinalli

by Anklbreakr October 27, 2019

Macintosh Hoe

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

yasuo main

A person with below 0 iq, which is impossible in itself, but somehow the children below 9 who play him achieve it. Yasuo is the only kid friendly champion in league without any NSFW+ ties online because only children play him. He is the most cancerous champion in existence, second only to Teemo, the devil himself.

Typical Yasuo main.

Dirty Scumbag yasuo main.

You're a yasuo main? I don't know you anymore

by TEGX221 August 27, 2017

pyro main

The hellish inferno of tf2

God dammit another pyro main is camping with phlog!!!

by Awesome Shark October 25, 2017

main brain

-noun

1. the female who gives you the best head; not necessarily the one who you’re with or who you love the most, or even who is the best in bed- just the one who gives the best fellatio.

Who Sally? Oh, she ain’t my girl, she ain't even ride dat dick too good- she just a fool wit them lips nigga. She’s my main brain.

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money March 3, 2010