Person 1: Omgggg, they're sooo cute, what's their name again?
Person 2:Their name is maia, and they're mine so don't even try!
Person 2:Their name is maia, and they're mine so don't even try!
by peppermintswirl March 29, 2022

Maia is the best person you will ever meet she will love you no matter what happens and she will treat you like the best person to ever exist she will help you through anything that happens and will always be there to help you. She is the best friend you can every ask for.
Alot of people love Maia
(especially me)
Alot of people love Maia
(especially me)
by yourbestie3000 August 9, 2022

Btec spelling of maya, skettiest child you will ever meet. Guaranteed to smoke 20 a day and chills outside crack houses like its a personality trait.
Joe: "Did you see Maia today..."
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"
Drew: "Not bein funneh wouldnt stand within a 20 mile radius of the slag"
by cock destroyer 101 November 21, 2019

Maia is amazingly smelly and likes poop and she eats her toenails and she wipes her butt with her hand and she is addicted to bad tic toys
by Fat fart December 30, 2019

A sexy beast that you shouldn’t let near your mother. has a fat voluptuous cock and for sure a massive sick cunt.
by fat penis for life November 21, 2021
