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fuck maia, maia is a bitch
i hate maia
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"Maia is the goddess of spring and fertility."
by Myyah February 3, 2025
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sarah-maia is a very tall girl. she acts normal but for some reason has a therapy dog at work/school. you dont really know her.
sarah-maia is weird
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A Maia is usually loyal, smart, and beautiful. A Maia is a great person to be with.
by SaltyOceans March 7, 2023
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maia is the sweetest, smartest, most creative person you will ever meet. maia will always be there to make your day better because of her caring, hilarious, and all around awesome personality. maia is the only person you can rely on to be sensible in a tough situation, and she’s also gorg <3
guy: “damn, maia seems like such a cool girl.”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
by I<3scaffolding April 25, 2024
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People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.

If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
by honudave04 November 28, 2021
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Maia is a loving, kind and very pretty girl with green eyes who will always help you out. She typically has a passion for science and is very smart. She’s loyal to friends and can become friends with anyone. She is the perfect mix of an introvert and extrovert and when you get to know her, she is THE funnest person to be around. Everyone needs a Maia in their life.
Person 1: it’s so boring here

Person 2: let’s go to Maia
by Croslako March 30, 2024
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