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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
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Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
by sgjailr December 28, 2007
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Magical Flying Llamacorn

A llama with extremely powerful powers, it comes form the land of terraberthia. They are the rulers of terraberthia and can bend time and space.
Chase, did you just see that Magical Flying Llamacorn fly away!
by Sioui Mejuo May 17, 2011
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Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.
Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..
by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012
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magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.
i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great
by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019
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cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese
Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock
by crunter May 4, 2010
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Main Street Magic

1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
2. n. A back alley B.J.
"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"
by JnglKng April 14, 2005
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