Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong September 16, 2008

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

by Mk127 October 24, 2012

Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014

Maggie Mish

Scottish Slang for ''Pish''

A need a rotten Maggie mish.

by Dylan R748 December 9, 2009

Maggie Moveout

When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.

Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.

Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*

Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?

Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.

Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.

by atleastcallmeback August 6, 2011

Maggie 7

the common term for a monday/friday breakfast with the fellas

Maggie 7 with the boys?

by youcantkimakimmer February 13, 2018