machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 09, 2014
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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 05, 2014
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Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?
by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022
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Machine gun

a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.
yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
by Zach16 October 26, 2017
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Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.
by stagecoaches are lame January 20, 2023
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machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.
Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!
by One cable guy March 29, 2017
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machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".
Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
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