ya mum

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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mum fluff

a bit like bum fluff. as a women gets to a certain age she begins to grow a moustache - similar to an adolescent boy. this gives them the 'let themselves go' look.
1) oh my god, your mum has let herself go, is that mum fluff i see on her face?
2 you should shave that off mate. you look my nan, she has mum fluff too.
by paddy 12345 October 12, 2009
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Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.
"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."
by BlackVegie September 02, 2008
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phils mum

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.
e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!
by Robin Johns May 03, 2006
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Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.
Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?
by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016
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Cum Mum

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure
Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night
by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020
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Keep mum

by Traldi October 16, 2019
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