ming - dalla - ming 

We're all familiar with the concept of minger but ming - dalla -ming simply refers to a particularly fine example of mingingness, a girl who stands out in an ungly crowd as being above and beyond the normal boundaries of unattractiveness. Excess hair, weight and poor skin can all contribute to this definition.

You might say "Hey those girls are pretty average, but see the one in the blue. She's Ming - Dalla - Ming!"
You might also say "Now that is simply Ming!!"

ming - dalla - ming by Laifos December 18, 2005

ming'd 

An abbreviation of the word minger, also used to describe a thing of distaste or utter ugliness

man that burger was ming'd

Is that chick hot?? ...nah man she is ming'd

ming'd by el'rollo June 13, 2005

ming cave 

Sticking your nose under the bed covers and experiencing an unpleasant odor coming from an unwashed pussy.

Usually coming from your female significant other.

Smelling pussy under the sheets, like you've discovered a cave belonging to a punany bear

I aint going down south, it's a ming cave in there!

ming cave by Punanymous December 12, 2009

ming magnet 

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

ming magnet by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Ming Yi 

A 98 year old Chinese Old Man that walks up to Chinese Grandmas saying the worst pickup lines and the worst breakup lines.
Example of pickup line:Are you a condom because I want to put my penus in u
Example of pickup line 2:When I see you my penus is straight.
Example of breakup line:You are bad for my life.

Did you see that Ming Yi walking on the street yesterday?
Stop trying to become a Ming Yi

Ming Yi by Ming Yi December 8, 2016

ming feng 

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.

Last night was so fun with ming Feng

ming feng by ilovepussycat December 2, 2018

Ming Ming 

a saying that describes liking or something along those lines.

*watching a movie*
*romantic scene comes on*
Amanda: Ming Ming! ;D

Ming Ming by stop staring lol March 20, 2012